1.
\nBaby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
\n2.
\nDo you like math? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.
\n3.
\nI wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
\n4.
\nAre you a differentiable function? Because I\u2019d like to be the tangent to your curves!
\n5.
\nLet\u2019s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
\n6.
\nMy favorite attractive force is Van der Waal\u2019s force. Can you feel it? I\u2019ll move closer if you can\u2019t.
\n7.
\nIf I was an enzyme, I\u2019d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
\n8.
\nDid you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let\u2019s be chemists for a day!
\n9.
\nYour clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m\/s.
\n10.
\nWant to experience a gamma-ray burst?
\n11.
\nYour name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
\n12.
\nWanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
\n13.
\nIf I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
\n14.
\nHey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
\n15.
\nI must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
\n16.
\nYou know, it\u2019s not the length of the vector that counts. It\u2019s how you apply the force.
\n17.
\nWe have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
\n18.
\nLet\u2019s unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
\n19.
\nLet me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
\n20.
\nIf I was a drum, I\u2019d let you bang me all day long!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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